dawg i think i broke my girl’s vagina. back in the day we would fuck and i would be the only one cumming. Like if i was feeling particularly kind and generous that day i would hit her g spot and make it happen for her. but i had to actively try. but now nigga for the past 2 months this bch been cumin all over the place at the slighest touch of my dick like i gotta actively tell her “yo no dont fuckin cum on my bed yo i gotta sleep tonight i cant be sleepin on no puddle of fluid and i just washed the goddamn sheets”

its getting so bad that when im drunk i dont even cum and she cum 5, 6 times 

i think this is when relationships end 

when ur girl start cummin more frequently than u

nowadays im not even guaranteed a nut anymore when we have sex

cuz she always cum first and i get worried bout all the shit shes getting wet 

and then the rage of the gods come (lol) upon me and my dick get soft

i broke her vagina dawg

ive been deep stroking it for so long her vagina got a permanent orgasm