February 2012
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Nothing that happens on feb 29th counts
So send me nudes
Hopsin is the reason why girls don't go home with...
The reason why some kids have a 7pm curfew
The reason why pussy bleed
My room = where plates and cups go to die
I got my moms finest china in here doing 25 to life brah, cups that’s been here since we moved in
adele fat ass can get the dick
Bums fighting during the foamposite camp
i followed some tits on tumblr to a blog
turns out the owner of those naked tits is 14
tumblr finna get shut down if these young hoes keep bare’n it all
wait till chris hansen hear bout dis shit
yal like my instagram'd pussy pics?
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yes it is. thats why i put "quotation marks"
mscherrybabyy replied to your post: its a quote shawty
is it ? shiiet im so not upto-date with the haps on the craps .
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its a quote shawty
mscherrybabyy replied to your post: ” I shower three times a day to keep my balls smelling normal. How many times to do girls have to shower to keep their wound smelling normal. like its a festering open wound. it has to be worse then balls. tell me.”
ewwww YUCK , why would you explain it like that ? how disturbing! LMFAAAO!
dawg i think i broke my girl's vagina. back in the...
its getting so bad that when im drunk i dont even cum and she cum 5, 6 times
i think this is when relationships end
when ur girl start cummin more frequently than u
nowadays im not even guaranteed a nut anymore when we have sex
cuz she always cum first and i get worried bout all the shit shes getting wet
and then the rage of the gods come (lol) upon me and my dick get soft
i broke her...
" I shower three times a day to keep my balls...
If you dont have flockaveli in your itunes die...
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changing my name to jody highroller
dylaneatsrainbows:
omFGGGG
Grits is literally life nigga. All I'm saying is...
whoreislandisreal:
turboslime:
I’m 20 and you 45
You look like you’re 55
Spit like I’m 65
Eating pussy 69
You’re a nasty old man probably getting butt fucked
You run around Karate Kid
Where’s your fucking nun chucks
Maybe you don’t have none
Because you in the hood still
Probably selling X pills
Probably eating asshole
it aint no prada
The chronic, or the chronic 2001?
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What's ironic about being a gay cat?
Either way you still like pussy.
to all u atheists
my dad was supposed to have heart surgery, because one of his chambers wasnt pumpin enough blood or whatever.
anyways a few days before the surgery, he gave me that if i dont make it talk, telling me my sister will take care of me.
that evening my mom prayed for hours.
we all sad and shit.
the next day he goes for the final pre-surgery check up. comes back 20 mins later big ass smile on...
Hope u die
Hope you drown in jersey shore
Betta tell pauly
its a situation
when i grab the tre
and burn his jaw
i fucking hate cookin
you slave over this damn stove top for an hour an a half
and the fucking food dont even taste good at the end
Why the fuck did i move out man
i miss my mommy
FUCK.
basically if u eat ass she not leaving u
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that moment when u decide ur ambidextrous and can...
“who is this stranger touching my penis?”
I got road dome last night at 4am in the morning.
One of the most amazing experiences brah
because you gotta focus on the drivin
but you also gettin yo dick sucked
so like,
what do you focus on?
its wild yo.
are all Hawaiians fat
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If u a girl and you broke u either
ugly
not fuckin the right nigga
dassit
i dont wanna see any of u heffas complainin bout...
haitianprophet:
hoodniggashit:
haitianprophet:
hoodniggashit:
haitianprophet:
hoodniggashit:
ezthere:
i swear guys have to go through little to no pain in life compared to girls lol
their biggest dilemma is where to cum
and just the other day some of the guys i follow were complaining about the “pain” they have to go threw when they have to pee while they dick hard.
nigga...