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tonight on piers morgan: president obama comes on to tackle the hard questions

irenigg:

  • what if u were walkin and u blew up?
  • niggas be out here talkin bout stopping smoking? what do they be doin, if not smokin?
  • last time u did da 69?
  • what if stanley and zero got caught fuckin in one of the holes?
  • that sun is way strong dude what are ur furture plans for that?

Anonymous asked: I LOVE your taste in music :)

thanks brah.

badcgijosh:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how blsack people talked

irenigg:

kingjaffejoffer:

irenigg:

“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”

“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”

“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”

“Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing”

“3 climbers found dead at the base of everest. ion kno who da fuck dey thought dey was….”

“niggas outchea getin shot for deez concords….. lls I got mines tho brah i ain trippin”

i dont correct spelling errors im tryna catch the raw emotion

what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how blsack people talked

irenigg:

“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”

“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”

“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”

katherina-smashedthatsht:

vivalavintage:

barbieisawh0re:

couverturedreams:

whenitraeens:

daps-and-pounds:

yepxthatsme:

simplydop3:

cocoabutterandbiscuits:

niggasinparishilton:

thefuckingradical:

they were so damn perfect. 
I feel like she was so much sexier when she was with Ye.

duh^
you think that bitch dressed herself when ye was around?
Amber: how do i look 
Kanye: gucci pants? gucci fucking pants what are we peasants? get your ass back in that fucking closet and put some respectable clothes on or I swear to god amber. You’re just so fucking stupid sometimes I cant carry on like this
Amber: *runs back in tears*
Kanye: *to himself* gucci fucking pants..

this dialogue. i am crying.

lmao i admit i laughed

LMAOO!

LMFAO.

LMFAO @ the convo. She was sexier, tho.

but that dialogue lmaoo

^ that convo is believable lmao

 lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

^^ lol , that dialogue was funny af, i swear a started cracking tf up lol.

NEVER HAD A WIFE OH NO NOT RIFF. RATHER SLICE A BRICK, THROW SOME ICE ON MY WRIST.

i’ve never been in the friendzone because all the girls that led me on are dead

irenigg:

lovethyhippie:

-scotty:

heheheho

no coordination

beat her ass bra get her off the court