i hope u guys know that lady on the left has a dick. 
scrotumcoat:

i wish… i wouldve kept watching this show

yoooo what show is this
  • girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
  • me internally: wtf?
  • me internally: ok stay calm
  • me internally: this is just a setup
  • me internally: she's just testing me
  • me internally: don't fucking do it
  • me: you slut
  • me internally: dammit
  • girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
  • me internally: raw
  • me: raw

brainfright:

benedict cumberbatch is “the sexiest man alive” and thats how you know:

  • america is a joke
  • we’re all gonna die soon
kwills88:

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Maybe he did it subconsciously because he got hurt before…it’s no excuse, but people are fucked up, and some time when you’re emotionally damaged, you unintentionally hurt people you love because you’re not use to being treated the way you should.

macklemore is actually just a walking tumblr post pseudo activist that internalizes and regurgitates all vanilla popular opinions for the sake of garnering max amount of followers and cashing out. It’s a great tactic and power to him for employing it, but goddamn that shit is not a good look to people who can see.thru.your.facade.my.nigga.
dekutree:

cramp your style? these niggas are drowning b

cramp your style? these niggas are drowning b

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

did walt delete?

hashtag-stripper-problems:

electra-harte:

fishingformoofish:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

d00d

Holy poo!

DESTROYING HIV. DESTROYING. HIV. 
DESTROYING HIV

Bruh im bout to say goodbye to condoms and asking females if they’re on the pill for the rest of my life